Monday, August 31, 2009

The Devil in Three Dimensions?

Morning cretans!

Well, Rob Zombie's much awaited follow-up to his 2007 Halloween reboot is finally in U.S theaters and doing fairly good business at #3 (beat out of the #1 box office spot by other franchise entry The Final Destination ) but the Weinstein Bros are far from leaving The Shape's bloodied knife behind. In fact, they may have found a new way for him to use it. What exactly does that mean, you ask? Well, judging by this posting's title its pretty obvious...and ridiculous.

From the LA Times :

"Halloween II" may not have won the box office this weekend, but Weinstein Co. is taking a lesson from the movie that did as it prepares a sequel for next summer.

The independent studio's co-Chairman Bob Weinstein said today that the 3-D sequel, titled, appropriately enough, "Halloween 3D," is in development.

The investment it takes to shoot movies in digital 3-D has proved particularly lucrative for horror films. For "The Final Destination," this weekend's No. 1 movie, theaters with at least one 3-D screen earned 3.25 times as much as those that showed the movie in 2-D only, according to distributor Warner Bros. That's substantially higher than for other recent releases. The equivalent 3-D multiple for last month's "G-Force," for instance, was only 1.7 on its first weekend. For July's "Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs" it was 1.4 andm for June's "Up" it was 2.2. January horror flick "My Bloody Valentine" earned 6.4 times as much from 3-D theaters as it did from 2-D on its opening weekend.

Weinstein said Rob Zombie, who directed "Halloween II" and 2007's reboot of the 31-year-old horror series, won't return for "Halloween 3-D." He said the studio is in negotiations with a new director, whom he declined to name, who has experience in horror and has a "different take" on the franchise."


Oh please...

Link courtesy of Bloody-Disgusting .

Feaure Length Review: 'Uncle Sam' (1997)

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Patriotism. Something many of us love…but also something many of us hate. The life-long need to be a loyal servant of one’s country – especially in the U.S of A – has proven to be empowering for both government and civilian, whether it be warranted or otherwise. But is paying the upmost pride and respect in one's country really what we should value most of all? Uncle Sam sure as hell thinks so! Originally released in 1997 as a commentary on George Bush Sr.’s exploits in the Gulf War, Uncle Sam takes on a whole new meaning today in light of George W. Bush’s recent Iraqi shambles. Genre veterans William Lustig ( Maniac Cop trilogy) and Larry Cohen ( It’s Alive!, Q: The Winged Serpent ) take their country’s most iconic figure of patriotism and replace his American flag with a pair of garden shears for good use on anybody who disrespects the value of their citizenship.

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THE LOWDOWN: June 14th. In the middle Kuwait, the body of decorated American soldier Sam Harper (David Shark Fralick) is discovered in a burnt out helicopter by a group of fellow marines and brought to the attention of a military Sergeant (the great William Smith). The young man appears to be the victim of an unfortunate case of "friendly fire" (a soldier killed accidentally by his own men) and the Sergeant quickly orders for his remains to be taken care of. However, just as his dog tags are being lifted Harper’s body springs to life and brutally kills the two officers in cold blood.

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Meanwhile in the quiet town of Twin Rivers, California, Louise Harper (Anne Tremko) is informed of her husband’s demise and his body is soon shipped home for his funeral. While the rest of the family is somewhat relived by the news, Harper’s young nephew, Jody (Christopher Ogden), becomes unusually fixated with Sam’s military history and insists on one day enlisting in the armed services himself. But before the family can host Sam’s funeral, several unpatriotic townsfolk start turning up dead…and the 4th of July is just around the corner.

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THE TERROR TALE & ITS TIMING: There have been several horror movies made about iconic figures throughout society taking a turn for the nasty (Santa wields an axe in Silent Night, Deadly Night , as does Ronald Regan in The Tripper ), all which characteristically pit ‘morally corrupt’ civilians against an avenging angel in a fight for their lives. While never wholly serious in tone, these films usually carry with them some sort of socially relevant message amid all the bloodshed, although few are rarely effective in communicating their noble intentions. Uncle Sam , for the most part, is one of the more successful satires of American flag-waving and thus its willingness to serve both as a lampooning and as a good old-fashioned slasher movie make it prudent on both levels. The comedy of the film lies deep within Cohen’s predictably smart (although a little too talky) script which right from the get-go makes its burlesque intentions violently clear in a moody opening sequence detailing Uncle Sam’s revenge on two military superiors, before moving into suburbia for a more outlandishly jokey series of events. As a cautionary tale the film is amusing and fun to watch as Sam’s right wing extremism and perverted logic can be seen as a warning against the corrupted motives running rife in the American government. In retrospect, Cohen is more right today than he was back in 1997 when he penned his script.

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However the film is not without its faults and unfortunately many of them lie in Lustig’s occasionally lackluster direction. Although he infuses the film with a good amount of style and memorable images, the film really doesn’t contain a palpable sense of tension or suspense. In many ways there is too much time spent trying to develop insubstantial characters that don’t ever really break outside genre conventions, thus leaving a certain taste of redundancy in the mouth. Also Uncle Sam himself is kept dormant for far too long, only to rise from the dead after the 40 minute mark has ticked over, leaving precious little time to spend on his reign of bloodshed as a result. The material in Cohen’s script is so rich for satire that the movie just feels a little under-cooked at times, never fully reaching its potential as the full-blown, maniacal romp it should be.

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DOOMED CHARACTERS: Even though it’s a slasher film at heart and doesn’t call for extensive character development, Uncle Sam does make a considerable effort to build its key players into relatable human beings before their eventual meetings with the horrific. The film features two lead performances - one from Isaac Hayes as an ex-Vietnam vet named Jed and another by Sam’s nephew Jody – that are key to the story’s dramatic arc and also help illustrate the film’s point of view on patriotism and capitalist America. While Jody and Jed’s father-and-son-like relationship of heart-felt monologues and military mumblings seems to exist only to further the movie’s anti-war themes, it is well performed - particularly by the cold-eyed Ogden who is consistently impressive throughout. If anyone needed a creepy kid for their next movie, they should have hired this guy!

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THE LOOK OF FEAR: While it may not feature anything particularly out of the ordinary visually for a horror movie, Uncle Sam ’s red, white and blue stars and stripes motif is present in almost every scene. The movie is also heavily infused with imagery of small town Americana and assents to the armed services - almost to the tone of a 50s industrial film - which fits perfectly as a contrast to the later disruption of peace at the hands of Sam’s cleaver. And speaking of cleavers it is arguable that the movie skimps in the gore department, instead paying too much attention to its political aspirations. The satire of the film probably would have played stronger had the FX been given more spotlight (especially when Lustig’s Maniac is one of the most nihilistically gory films ever made) however Uncle Sam’s eventual demise is a definite set piece worth cheering for.

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THE SOUND OF FRIGHT: Have you ever watched a movie that you knew was intended for theaters but featured a score that you swore could better suit it for television? It’s a difficult thing to describe but there is a certain elementary-sounding quality to some horror scores that, regardless of the film’s good assets, immediately default them to B-movie status. In the case of Uncle Sam , Mark Governor’s music is far from inadequate but occasionally feels a little feeble during scenes which should otherwise carry a more muscular impact. But make sure you stick around for the end credits poem read (and written!) by William Smith.

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FINAL THOUGHTS: Even though it might not be entirely successful as a horror film (or even a horror/comedy for that matter), Uncle Sam ’s social conscience must be commended. It is an interesting critique of war and the typical American values that often blindside the most naive of good people, as well a relevant comment on the Bush administration’s political misgivings. If not marred by an inconsistent tone and sluggish pacing, it may have well been a mini classic in the annals of socially-minded horror.

Dir: William Lustig
Writer:
Larry Cohen
Cast: Isaac Hayes, Christopher Ogden, Leslie Neale, William Smith
Country: USA
Run Time: 89min
Rated: MA+

Monday, August 24, 2009

The Devil Is Nearly Home...

Morning, cretans!

It's only five more days now till Rob Zombie's Halloween II hits theaters in the U.S and based on what we've been hearing from some recently held preview screenings, the film is killer!

Here's a little snippet from RZ's official MySpace Blog if you aren't entirely convinced:

"Holy shit dudes there are only five more days until Halloween 2 hits a screen near you! Are you going or what? If so drag a friend who hates to be scared. It's time to fuck up your nice friends," writes Zombie, "This sucker is brutal. I promise."

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Halloween II
opens this Friday.

Image courtesy of Bloody-Disgusting .

Saturday, August 22, 2009

The Devil Leaks More Evil

Evening fiends!

With less than a week to go now until big Mickey assaults the cinemas once again, I have here a 'leaked' trailer, courtesy of RZ's official MySpace blog for Halloween 2 that is by far better than the international trailer featured in most theaters.



I haven't been this excited for a movie in a loooong time.

Halloween 2 hits theaters this Friday in the U.S

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Foxy Hound from Hell

Morning cretans!

Now I know I've not been covering the upcoming Karyn Kusama horror/comedy Jennifer's Body staring the illustrious Megan Fox but I came across a video this morning at Bloody-Disgusting that just about blew my socks off for its pure awesomeness.

The movie tells the story of a newly possessed cheerleader (Fox) who turns into a killer specializing in offing her male classmates in gruesomely demonic style.


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CLICK HERE to visit the official website.

See Jennifer kick some teenage ass on September 18th.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Feaure Length Review: 'All the Boys Love Mandy Lane' (2008)

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There was a time in high school when all the guys you hung around had their affections fixated on one particular girl they knew they could never obtain. She was beautiful, charming and above all mysterious; everything a teenage boy hungers for. Most guys wouldn’t suspect such a girl would have a dark side, however there’s often more than meets the eye when it comes to beauty. Unlike many post- Scream slasher movies where self-referencing is more frequent than bloodletting, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane is a smart, nasty, attentive stalker flick that builds its own atmosphere and offers a considerably neat twist on both the identity and motivations of its killer/s while bringing a whole new meaning to the old saying ‘if looks could kill’.

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THE LOWDOWN: Mandy Lane (Amber Heard) is every boy’s fantasy – a virtual goddess brought upon the world to tease the male populous with her seemingly endless charm and boundless good looks. She and her best friend Emmet (Michael Welch) – hardly the predictable type to win such a girl’s friendship - are invited to local high school jock Dylan’s pool party. Clearly out of his element and struggling to deal with his insecurities, Emmet, in a sneakily sly fashion, convinces Dylan that in order to impress the gorgeous Mandy he should leap into the pool from the roof of his house. Of course, the reckless stunt goes horribly wrong and Emmet is shunned by all his peers for some time to come.

Nine months later the teens are coming to the end of their senior year. Fledging stoner Red (Aaron Himelstein) convinces the infamous Mandy to accompany he and his fellow troublemakers to a remote ranch house for a weekend of boobies and debauchery. At first everything seems peachy until the sun sets…and slowly the youthful hooligans are being stalked and killed off one-by-one by somebody who will do anything to get Miss Lane alone…

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THE TERROR TALE & ITS TIMING: Right from the get go, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane makes itself apparent of its intentions not to follow all-too familiar current horror trends of premature shocks and cheap false scares by immediately establishing a thoughtful and believable depiction of high school life (albeit a little more Orange County than most) that makes for distinct characters and relatable teen-angst issues. The film displays a conscious awareness of its 80s-inspired roots to the golden age of slasher films when slice n’ dice movies actually took themselves seriously - something I sorely miss in much of today’s genre output – and is both respectful of its connections to the sub-genre as well as being gutsy enough to try something fresh with the material rather than simply being a straight homage. This melding of old and new sensibilities makes the film instantly enjoyable for both aficionados and newcomers alike.

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In the spirit of the best slasher movies of the past, director Jonathan Levine and writer Jacob Forman infuse their film with established conventions (eg, a prior evil that drives the killer’s motivations, a remote location far from outside help, numerous red-herrings, etc) – all of which are simply serviceable to the initial story. There are numerous interesting scenarios and developments between characters early on, however it is not until the insanity of the third act when the culprit is finally revealed (which is quite early in fact) that the film really beings to show its truly demented colors. Forman’s confident script, while steeped in genre history, unleashes a suspenseful finale that is both surprising in its revelations as well as delivering the gruesome goods and it is this particularly enjoyable final act that in many ways confirms Mandy Lane ’s uniqueness among most other fright fare of the bygone era. Sorry guys, no spoilers here ;)

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DOOMED CHARACTERS: Regardless of their character's prestige looks and at times unlikeable qualities, the film’s youthful cast are a convincing and consistently impressive ensemble group of performers. Even though they exist primarily to be killed off, their characters are also written to deal with the everyday anxieties and intimidations of teenage life, thus making their roles a little more tangible than merely meat for the slaughter. Aside from the generally solid supporting cast, the film’s real star is of course Amber Heard in the title role. Upon first glance it may seem the role is somewhat shallow and simply a vehicle to exhibit her good looks but the angelic figure that is Mandy Lane requires a far greater, intuitive actress than just some Paris Hilton knock-off of the week. Heard inhibits every aspect of the illustrious Lane with a graceful effortlessness rarely seen in teen thrillers and is more than simply eye candy for her male counterparts. But what makes her so impressive is the subtlety and delicateness with which she plays each aspect of Mandy’s personality; something all viewers should be thankful for after watching the movie and having understood the character’s plight. Part virginal innocent, part knowingly sexual, Mandy’s personality soon gives way to this and much, much more, especially in the film closing moments. If Mandy Lane is at all successful, Levine and his crew may indeed have found a star in the making.

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THE LOOK OF FEAR: Continuing to reference its genre background but with a modestly higher budget on hand, the visual design of Mandy Lane , much like its cast, is sleek and polished to perfection. Darren Genet’s lush widescreen cinematography shifts from the glorious golden sun rays of the farm pastures to deep, messy crimson reds once the blood begins to flow. The desaturated images (reminiscent of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ) of the young victims, bloodied and running for their lives out across the hot summer grass are wonderfully striking and arresting - an interesting visual departure from the more conventionally dark, shadowy photography native to the genre. The film’s exciting pictures are further enriched by the choice of location; the farmhouse set and its surrounding ranches offer a desolate, lonely atmosphere that adds to the palpable sense of dread that engulfs its doomed visitors. If the environment were a high school party house, the woods or any other number of cliché’ settings the film would not nearly be as effective as it is.

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THE SOUND OF FRIGHT: As I’ve mentioned before in previous reviews, it’s a welcome change of pace when a composer is thoughtful enough to pay attention not only to a movie’s shocks and money shots but also to its more restrained and understated moments of terror. Even though it’s a slasher movie at heart, Mandy Lane also exhibits some truly chilling moments of bloodless horror and Mark Schulz’s effective score is sensitive enough not to stifle the care in which director Levine has paced and executed his scares. The film also features Bobby Vinton’s romantic ‘Sealed With a Kiss’ as its closing credits song. How poetic indeed.

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FINAL THOUGHTS: In many ways, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane is the closest thing to a first class contemporary slasher flick since Wes Craven’s Scream . Unlike recent fanboy entries into the stalker genre such as Hatchet or the My Bloody Valentine remake, Levine’s film incorporates a crucial complexity of character and performance into an otherwise standard scenario, resulting in a strangely resonant teenage thriller that instantly elevates itself above campy sensibilities. Whether it be in your best dreams or worst nightmares, Mandy Lane is a character you won’t soon forget.

Dir: Johnathan Levine
Writer: Jacob Forman

Cast: Amber Heard, Anson Mount, Whitney Able, Michael Welch
Country: USA
Run Time: 90min
Rated: MA+